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. . . I think. . .
Wow! I just read my previous post and giggled. Actually, I more or less scoffed. At myself. How silly of me to think that I would have time to actually begin blogging again!
Of course, I never really had the time to begin with, but now I certainly don't. However, as we are shutting off cable after the Thursday season finales (how could I shut the cable off before the Office or 30 Rock finales?), perhaps I will amazingly find more time. . .
Geesh. I totally forgot I had a blog on blogger.com. Really. I had no idea.
I remember my salon blog all the time -- mostly because people still go there and wonder if I dropped off the face of the earth.
I did not drop off, but I cannot access my salon blog. It is sad. I loved that blog and the community of sloggers.
I think I will begin again. I am in a time of much duress. Much change. Much body fat.
Even last night as I was dumping soaked kitty litter and rancid water out of the wet/dry vac with the dry filter still in place, I was thinking, "This would have made a great blog." And then today I happened upon my old blogger blog. It must be a sign.
It isn't really a blog. I think that a majority of the blogs started have less than 10 blog posts, and so there should be a rule of thumb that says "Real blogs have to last more than 2 weeks." So I'm going to turn this blog into a real blog.
Enjoy.
say, "Cheesy!"
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Being a slogger, or a "Salon Blogger" has many advantages that I've grown accustomed to over the past couple of years. Not the least of which is the amazing community of fellow writers. Since creating this blog, my better half fixed my Salon blog! I will occasionally post pictures and stuff here, but for the most part I will be posting at my dear old salon blog:
http://blogs.salon.com/0001520/
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Ted the snake is a ball python, who is probably about a year old.
Ted has mites.
Mites suck. Mites suck Ted's blood and make Ted an unhappy snake. Poor little guy.
My better half and I have been attempting to rid Ted of the mites. This is a tedious task.
or should I say Ted-ious.
First, you bathe the snake in water and the first 50 or so mites fall off, drowning a terrible and much deserved death.
Second, you bathe the snake in a mixture of water and betadine to tend the wounds left by the mites.
Third, you find some suitable place for the snake while you clean out the terrarium with a mixture of bleach and water (after first dumping the substrate and anything else in the terrarium.
Fourth, you put the snake back in the clean terrarium.
Fifth, you later pick up the snake, hoping that the mites are gone and realize that there are still mites crawling all over the snake.
Fifth, you bathe the snake in water to drown the mites.
Sixth, you bathe the snake in a mixture of betadine and water.
Seventh, you clean the terrarium with a mixture of bleach and water.
and so on.
We are on about Twentieth: you pick up the snake and realize there are still mites crawling all over him.
Mites Suck.